Teachers Banging Their Students
Becky: We should probably explain what we’re doing here, right? Okay well when I was little I co-authored a book with my brother called “150 Ways To Get Out Of Cleaning Your Room”. As you can imagine it was a huge hit. As I was explaining this to Sarai I had a sudden flash of insight: Rewrite it IP style! Then Sarai took it a step further and suggested a series on how to live your life according to the Internet Police and now it’s evolved into us talking about topics that interest us because we’re cool like that.
Sarai: But that’s not to say we won’t give you all Life 101 The IP Way, ‘cause it’s kewl.
Becky: Yeah anyone who wants to know how to live their life like a member of the Internet Police then you can feel free to hit us up.
Sarai: Today’s topic is one that has sparked debates in recent years: Should teenagers be punished for having sex with their teachers, or is it all the teacher’s fault and/or responsibility? I, for one, believe it’s entirely the teacher’s fault.
Becky: Unless that teacher happens to be House, in which case it’s condonable so long as you’re of age.
Sarai: Young teachers are common whores, I don’t give a fuck who you are. You’ll most likely sleep to the top. I’ll see you in hell, ladies.
Becky: My proposed punishment for male teachers who rape their students (hint, it’s the same as my punishment for pedophiles, zoophiles and people who are cruel to animals): Off with his little head.
Sarai: Both heads. I’m just saying.
Becky: But the little one first!
Sarai: I like the way you think. And what punishment, then, for the Slut?
Becky: Punch her in the tits and make her wear camouflage. Or stick her in a cell with a horny guy named Tank. I’m still working on that one.
Sarai: Yeah well, I second the Tank idea and raise you a Make Her Sterile. Nowadays, people get away with too much, man. I’m tired of it. Timmy from down the block snorts cocaine off his dead mother’s ass crack, and he goes to juvi for 2 months. Meanwhile we have Bobby Joe growing ganja in his backyard, and he gets 5 years. I say Timmy gets 5 years, and Bobby Joe gets life. Enough of this shit.
Becky: Let’s keep the prisons free of marijuana smokers and full of zoophiles, pedophiles, rapists and murderers. Our priorities are so fucked up.
Sarai: Speaking of pedophiles, how’s your uncle doing nowadays?
Becky: I don’t have a pedophile uncle, what the hell?
Sarai: lol
Anyway, I think it’s also the kid’s fault. He shouldn’t be groping his teacher, what the hell. He should be immersed in his studies. And she should stop trying to lure him with extra work. Dumb bitch.
Becky: I don’t think a 12 year old should be held responsible, but an 18 year old who wants to have the status that comes with fucking Miss Teacher? Dude, think about how many kids she has raped over the years. Report her ass and let Tank take over.
Sarai: Fucking Tank. Dude still owes me money.
Becky: Yeah don’t go looking for that, he’ll fuck you up.
Sarai: Yeah, or even 16. Don’t tell me at 16 you don’t know what the hell is going on. You know, and Big Boob Bangaroo has taught you how.
Becky: Like I tried to say earlier: There was a teacher in a neighboring town that raped some of his female students. When the female students were quoted in the paper they were saying things like “I didn’t know.” “I’m a victim in all this.” “He made made me and I didn’t know.” Bullshit, you got in the car and you sucked him off. Of course you knew! You could’ve run at any time and instead you fucking sucked him off. Was he holding you at gunpoint? No. So get the fuck out of the car and knock on a door asking for help. Keeping in mind these girls were aged 14-17ish.
Sarai: Jesus Christ Becky! We have fucking children that visit this shit! I bet you he gave them money.
Becky: Then their parents should be taking an interest in what they read. Since when are we ever kid-friendly!?
Sarai: I don’t know, I just wanted to have a reason to yell at you. I can’t believe they got in the car and did it. Was he hot at least?
Becky: Oh real nice, real fucking nice. I can feel the love here, people!
Sarai: You want real love? Talk to Tank.
Becky: No. He was from a freaky ass religious cult (I never actually saw a picture, but I’m assuming he’s fug).
Sarai: Holy shit, he brainwashed them! Now it’s obvious what happened.
Becky: They got in the car and they drove around with him, I think they even went to his house.
Sarai: He brainwashed them, told them he’d pay them good money for a little sucky sucky, they sucky suckied, and then boom sham shabang, we got ourselves a fucking crisis. And it was all those girls fault. That’s probably why they went crying to the police! He didn’t pay them. I betchu anything they dressed like sluts. We can’t all look like you, Becky. The fuck is wrong with this world?
Becky: Seriously though, there’s a certain amount of awareness involved and unless you’ve been horribly abused, are too young to fully understand what the hell is going on, or have some sort of mental problem then you have some responsibility in the whole thing.
Sarai: The fucking po po don’t know how to do SHIT. When Tamika went over to Terelle’s house to give him money for coke, he popped one in her and her unborn babay, and did the cops do anything?! Fuck no! They smoked some crack and went home to bang their bitches. I’m so sick of it. Fucking injustice.
Becky: Now that is a damn shame Sarai, a damn shame.
Sarai: It’s a serious problem, I agree. If any of you young ladies, or gentlemen, are lured by a grown up for some candy, or money, just. say. no. For fuck’s sake you say no all the time to your parents! Why should this be any different, you dickcakes?
Becky: Plus you can make more money for doing less by becoming a cam whore on the internets. On the upside if you wear a mask and don’t tell people where you live then people can’t find you and stalk you!
Sarai: Oh my god! Camwhoring! Now there’s a solution! God Becky, sometimes I wonder why the fuck I talk to you in the first place, but then you bust out these one liners and I’m a believer!
Becky: Thanks a lot. And any person that’s willing to have sex with a minor is fucked in the head. They’ve probably got their axe all sharpened in their basement and their dead mother in the root cellar. It’s common sense people!
Sarai: Or they probably dress like their mothers. Either way, you don’t wanna go there. I think we’ve beat this horse long enough. Fancy a drive by?
Becky: There are good people in this world and there are bad people. If you can’t recognize bad people then this world is FUCKED. I might as well just go live in the woods in a cave… do you think I could get internet out there? Can I bring my leopard print shotgun?
Sarai: Fuck yeah, we’ll need it. I need to go see Terrell.
Becky: Well I’ve got yo back!
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