'Sup Hataz?
Sarai: Becky, I think we need to clear something up here.
Becky: Yeah we definitely do.
Sarai: Internet Police is not a review website?
Becky: Or an unreview website.
Sarai: It’s not a WPR, guys.
Becky: Or an UWPR!
Sarai: We just browse around, and if we so happen to find a disaster of a website, we talk about it. You guys just get to read for fun, basically.
So while we are, well, baffled (maybe a little touched) that you guys would like us to rip apart your website, I must say that’s a no can do ;(
Becky: There’s no rubric or set method to what we do, we just bitch about things that piss us off. However, you can submit websites (yours or not) and if we see some potential for one of our un-unreviews then we’ll talk about it, but normally if there’s a request and it doesn’t meet our standards we just ignore it and move on to the next piece of crap.
Sarai: I know some of you have requested sites to be reviewed, and we haven’t done them, but that’s because it’s not enough that it’s a crappy layout, or really crappy coding. There has to be more to it — like a crappy webmaster.
Sometimes, we just need more to go on.
Becky: A small font-size and no contrast is all fine and good, but unless the webmaster is willing to defend it to the death (irregardless of all sensible arguments thrown their way) then we don’t really want anything to do with it. We deal in stupidity because stupidity is fun.
Sarai: I couldn’t have said it better myself.
In other “news”, new design. Hopefully this one doesn’t remind you of shit. :)Becky: Yes, and if it does remind you of shit then you probably need to see your doctor. Lata hataz!
You mean if they don’t meet your standards for stupidity, or standards for good quality? I’m thinking the former, but just for clarification :P By the way, the design’s a very nice choice; the colors are great :3
Ooh, I think you forgot to mention that you’re not really the Internet Police! Don’t want to get sued for “false advertising” now, do you?
A curiosity question (or two): Why does the thumbnail have JP on it? And how exactly do you guys write these? Do you have an IM conversation and then publish it? That’s the only way I can think of doing it the way you have.
Sumaiya · Aug 14, 08:23 AM · · Permalink
Ah, thanks for that, Vera _ I forgot how similar I and J looked in cursive fonts!
Sumaiya · Aug 14, 05:50 PM · · Permalink
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You know that candy bee (spelled as incorrectly as inhumanly possible) gave me an idea. I should write a review for you (sans all these whoops of joy you see here) and send it to them. I think I’ll post it as a blog entry :)
Oh ad once again thanks for the lulz :-)
Vera · Aug 14, 04:58 AM · · Permalink