Static-Romance
Becky: * cracks knuckles, puts on weave * Aight I’m ready.
Sarai: * puts on angry music *
Becky: SHANAYNAY LET’S ROLL * guns it *
Shanaynay and Shanicka here! Today we bring you a girl who tells you to get your pussy carebear lovin’ ass to Disney.com if you don’t like what she has to say.
Sarai: The ideal candidate, methinks.
Becky: Tips To Making A Great Layout is what we’re referring to.
Sarai: This is one lulzy article. She makes good points… if only she’d follow them?
Becky:
A greatly designed layout can go very wrong without the proper coding knowledge.
Practice your coding! There’s no need to rush in doing anything. You are always going to learn something new about HTML/CSS coding everyday. You will NEVER know it all. So don’t be afraid to practice.
This coming from the girl who has 101 errors on that page alone?
Sarai: 101?!
Becky: You calling me a liar? Result: Failed validation, 101 Errors.
Sarai: Sad. She has a little trouble with <divs>. And by little I mean she doesn’t know what the fuck is going on.
Becky: You open it, you close it… what is there to understand?
Sarai: <divs> =/= headings? That’s a start.
Becky: Sarai you know I love you, but must you state the obvious like that?
Sarai: Shanika, dear, you know I had to.
Becky: If she can write an article on how to make a good website then she can damn well make hers good too.
Sarai:
Clashing colors are a HUGE no-no. If your blend is lime green and your page background is forest green you should be shot. No really, it’s terribly unattractive, so please try to get the colors to match at ALL cost!
Oh the irony. I almost can’t take it.
Becky: Bitch uses a light orangey yellow bold font on a white background. WHAT DOES SHE KNOW?
Sarai: Nothing?
Make your text readable. It’s very important for your text size, font, color, and line-height to be readable. I know some people complain about font for no reason but sometimes if nobody else can read it, you have an issue. =]
GODDAMMIT.
Becky: Practice what you preach much? I’m beginning to wonder if she just stole this fucking thing from another site.
Sarai: That’s EXACTLY what I was thinking, but I googled, and nothing. She has no excuse.
Bright colors are nice, but don’t blind anyone. Most people on the internet have glasses/contacts as it is. Don’t make those people go blind.
She just repeats the same shit AND STILL DOESN’T GET IT.
Becky: This is just one big piece of hypocritical crap. Horrible coding, horrible text, horrible colours, basically horrible everything.
Hang on lemme take my glasses off… there now everything’s a nice big orange and white blur. Oh wait no my glasses are still on.
Sarai: Becky you tease me. :(
BE ORGINIAL! I know it’s tempting to steal a CSS and a layout idea slap it together and make a layout off of it but guess what, that means you have no skills.
Well, I had an epiphany. How about you?
Becky: That’s probably just a bout of IBS Shanaynay.
Sarai: I’m going to ignore that and continue >:(
Becky: Asswipe.
Sarai:
* checks for credits page * ‘Kay I give her props.CREDIT ON EVERY LAYOUT! People don’t make brushes, textures, patterns, and stock images for you to steal and not say thanks. Credits = Thanks. Be courteous. Damn.
Becky: It’s in the sidebar. SIGH. The one piece of her own advice she follows. Go figure.
Sarai: I wanted to see what she would credit you whore! She credits websites for her celebrity graphics. I wonder if she knows that’s stealing?
Becky: Probably not, she credits the original thief!
Sarai: “Crediting” to the original sources does NOT MAKE IT RIGHT people! I’m tempted to forward this in an e-mail to the Copyright Police.
Becky: Ah our sister site… wait there’s a Copyright Police? Run by Lateefah no doubt.
Sarai: Oh fo sho, fo sho.
Becky:
Make everything neat. Neatness is a virtue.
I thought patience was a virtue?
Sarai: Yeah so did I. Well now I’m confused.
Becky: Oh right, right. Sarai I’m thinking depending on how Cinco replies we should revisit her? I have it on good authority that she’s bastardizing The X-Files now!
Sarai: That bastard.
Becky: You know you love it.
Sarai: Guilty :D And I think we can wrap this up?
Becky: Well this is Shanicka Diva saying: Practice what you preach. Stay pussy-lickin’!
Sarai: PAYCE Y’ALL!
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Maybe on some level, she knows it’s wrong, but she just can’t bring herself to leave orange+white behind.
At least she doesn’t preach bad things?
Kaylee · Sep 20, 02:22 PM · · Permalink