Scandaleous
Becky: Thigh butt is never attractive. Also not attractive are crappy Photoshopping skills combined with web 2.0.
Sarai: I have to say, that’s the best Splash page I have ever come accross. Ever.
Becky: Wait, she has a splash? Wow.
Sarai: Yes, Becky!
Becky: Wooooooow.
Her suggested link to “leave” is youarealamefuck.com.
Sarai:
Warning: this site contains content of the adult nature from a grown ass woman who talks and expresses herself very candidly about grown woman shit. this site is nothing more than an outlet for me to be me. if this bothers you, go visit google.com and do a search on how you can save yourself from being such a lame piece of shit. kthx.
How eloquent. I think she sort of insulted us. I’m not sure.
Becky: If I go play on Google to escape this “woman”, will I then become a lame piece of shit?
Sarai: That’s what it says! I’m a little interested to read this ‘grown woman shit’.
Becky: But it’s us, Sarai! I assume it’s this:
Speaking of OJ, I also wanna thank him for all of the delicious dick he gave me lmao. I don’t care, you can leave now if this makes you uncomfortable. But my baby can lay piiiiiiiiiiipe!
Sarai: Sweet merciful jesus. Lay pipe? Do I even want to know what that means?
Becky: Last time I checked when you laid pipe you laid it. You didn’t fuck its vajayjay.
Sarai:
1. lay pipe
(v) Having sexual intercourse.
“Cause a nigga like me’ll lay plenty of pipe” — Ice Cube (I’m only out for one thang).
God I love urbandictionary.com.
Becky: Damnit Sarai, her videos make baby Jesus cry.
Sarai: Videos?! As in, plural?!
Becky: The titty swirler one is… :|
Sarai: She calls herself a tease.
Becky: She has three! Tease? OH, that’s because she went tsk tsk tsk at the end and stopped digging into her boob.
Sarai: I like to call her Causer of Irreparable Damage to My Brain. Oh my god, she flattened it down like a pancake. Is that do-able?
Becky: What about She who needs to go to finishing school because she has no concept of what being a lady is?
Sarai: But Becky, she is a grown ass lady!
Becky: She needs to just be a lady!
Sarai: I live with these whoreba— I mean, ladies. And I can tell you, it’s impossible.
Sarai:
She thinks it’s funny that she’s putting us through this shit. Unbelievable.You have officially been victimized by MissResha. Congratulate yourself.
Becky: (it’s ceasing to be funny)
Did I just get buttfucked by MissResha?
Sarai: I surely hope not.
Catch me LIVE on webcam being a jackass!
I think I’ll pass.
Becky: Why do the webcam when we can just read her blog?
Sarai:
My white friend Dawn, looked so out-of-place whenever she came to my house. She was tall as hell and awkward as fuck. She was ashy as shit too! An ashy ass white girl. Whodathunkit. But she was my girl and we always rolled together. So yea, I guess my point is, even though I am an only child, I’ve always had people in my life.
She has such a way with words. She doesn’t hold back, that one.
Becky: Ashy ass white girl!?
Sarai: I really don’t want to know the backstory on that one. So, moving on please.
Becky: Ash is something left behind when you set something on fire. So I’m gonna go ahead and say it’s black. So she called her friend a black ass white girl.
Sarai: Basically.
Becky: What a w(h)o(ah)man
Sarai: One of her favorite things:
Cooking – Yes I can cook my ass off
I wonder how that would work?
Becky: Her ass can’t taste very good if someones been lying pipe in it.
Sarai: You know, Becky. There is a line. And you just did cartwheels alllll over it.
For those of you who have no idea who I am, my name is Resha. I’m the girl who owned the once famous www.talkin-shit.com, and www.kthxbi.com.
K, I’ve never heard of any of these. Have you?
Becky: Can’t say that I have, therefore they are not famous. There are more than two people on the internet (one being MissResha and the other being her grandma). This whole website is like an afterschool special: Stay in school kids or you’ll end up like this. Don’t talk back kids or you’ll end up like this.
Sarai: Like Maury. I concur. You are not the father, Becky! * sobs on the couch *
Becky: It’s effective too, I don’t want to ever swear or let someone lay pipe in me.
- NOOOO NO NONO NONO beats walls *
Sarai: I don’t ever want to be referred to as an ashy ass white gurl.
Becky: I. Don’t. Even. Know. What. That. Really. Means!
Sarai: Let’s focus on the layout. Not bad for a dumbfuck. However, where did her legs go? Were they amputated in the process? Stuck in acid? Is she floating in mid-air? Or is she… pounding grapes, making wine? So many possibilities.
Becky: She was probably cooking her ass off and didn’t make it past the thighs.
Sarai: I’ve heard that happens.
Becky: Then you’re pretty fucked up because I haven’t.
Sarai: It’s all location, location, location! You have the hillbillies. We have the WTF-IS-THAT-THING-GTFO-MAH-SCREEN people.
Becky: Note to self: Never move in with Sarai.
Sarai:
Lord Jesus who sits on Mountain High! That nigga KNOWS how to work the dick like a muthafuckin champ–even had my ass in tears.
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?
Becky: If you have some sort of strange liquid coming out of your ass, it’s probably either roids or you’re dying.
Sarai: Or maybe your ass really saw something nasty, and just
started sobbing.
Becky: Mine is on the verge of doing that right now.
Sarai: You too?
Becky: Well she modified a theme so I guess we can’t gripe about her lack of coding skills * tears up*
Yeah, got anything that’ll help that?
Sarai: I heard sitting in a very hot seat might help. Evaporation and all.
Hey! What theme was modified?
Becky: I don’t know, but I hope it’s dead now because it would be cruel otherwise.
Sarai: Becky, you’re always so nice. To wordpress themes, I mean. Well, I rate this shit ass ho motherfucker a -0.5.
Becky: I give her 3 pipes out of 5. She’s so funny :D
Sarai: 3 pipes out of 5?! I guess we can compromise with a 2.
Becky: Well she was pretty entertaining. Offensive, but entertaining. I’ll settle for a 2.
Sarai: Alright, I’m going to go air out my ass. I’ll catch you on the flipside.
Becky: I didn’t want to know that.
Sarai: Are you coming with?
Becky: * sigh * Why not? I haven’t anything better to do. Sarai, how do you air out your ass? Do you just take your pants off?
Sarai: Becky, stop being such a tease.
I’m Jenn’s age and have (thankfully) never come accros any of her sites before.
I was wondering why you gave her 2 out of 5, but then the layout does have some bells and whistles. Still, what’s with this trend of insulting your visitors? Or… well everyone, in her case? No I truly and honestly don’t see the fun in it? How old is she again?!
By the way, I’ve been wondering. How do you pick these sites? The bad ones I mean. Do you google random stuff? or YourSite?
I am secretly (or not so secretly) of the belief that people with such dramatically bad ass personalities on the net are not really much like that in real life. It’s all a persona!
Plus, when I like naughty things, that’s cool and all, but it’s not like it’s the focus of my site. People who focus on that kind of stuff on their profile probably aren’t nearly as smutty as they like to claim.
Dang.
(oh, and also, ash is often white, so your guys’s critique was a bit misinformed sounding.)
god, that was hilarious. i swear, you two made me laugh so hard! i visited her site. it looks great but i can’t really understand a thing. i’m not exposed to black speak, nigger talk, or whatever it’s called. umm, rapper language? well anyway, because i live in the other side of the globe, i never really heard black people talk before… much less read them. i think i can handle the hearing than the reading. i have to look up almost every word she says at urbandictionary.com. my stupidity is may be caused by me “being a lame piece of shit”.
by the way, she does have a nice splash page! having someone insult me just by visiting her site is waaaaay cool!
LOL I just read her review on the “Glass Dildo”
“My next adventure? I will be purchasing a glass buttplug because I want to have anal sex one of these days, and Vanessa Blue informed me that I should try sleeping with one of these in my ass first. Makes sense. Sounds painful, but hey, pleasure and pain go hand in hand. I’ll just make sure I don’t eat any Taco Bell before I do that shit lmao.”
:| How lurvely XD
Alyssa · Jul 23, 12:48 AM · · Permalink
Hahahah i love you guys. Its finally nice to see she got whats coming to her. From what i remember she was not nice at all. She was a bully. It’s been years since i seen her site and her mentality is still the same. How sad. Victimized?? Really now… It’s time to grow up.
Although someone needs to update her on how sites are like now. Cams, live cams, wishlists are no more. No one really does that. No one uses half naked chicks on there site. And talking that deeply into your sex life doesn’t make you look good either.
Nariko · Sep 16, 11:50 PM · · Permalink
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Funnily enough, I have heard of her, and remember her and her sites – especially kthxbi.com, from way back in the day. But then, I am older than both of you, and most likely ran in different circles than you did.
Jenn · May 18, 04:55 PM · · Permalink