Paranormal
Becky: We’ve come across some mighty stupid people since we started this website and up until about 2 minutes about Natural Born Diva was my #1 Retard. That has all changed now thanks to Cindy of… well I’m not sure what the sites name is but I’m sure it’s shit.
Sarai: It’s Paranormal.
Becky: I wasn’t sure if it was Paranormal or Shine Bright For Yourself.
Sarai: “Beyond the range of normal experience” This site is definitely not normal.
Becky: Oh I see it’s in the sidebar she says Paranormal. So why isn’t it in the title? Oh right, retard. Sorry. Normal wouldn’t be the word I’d use to describe this persons brain.
Sarai: Let’s talk about what brought us to discuss this lovely piece of work here. It wasn’t the shit-tastic layout. The horrible coding. Or the Iframes.
Becky: Oh no, no it was something much worse. Sarai, I’m too broken up, you tell them.
Sarai: Well basically, lovely… Cindy here direct links textures as well as band pictures and also has a lovely tutorial on how to do just that – direct link.
Becky: OH GOD THE HUMANITY.
Sarai: And I haven’t even browsed her entire website, so I don’t know the extent of her stupidity.
Becky: Sarai given that she shows people how to steal other peoples bandwidth (and she’s 15 years old!) I’d say she’s pretty damn stupid. Now you know me, I don’t throw insults around needlessly. But this just pisses me off. Of all the self-centered, egotistical bullshit trips.
This really pisses me off though because this dipshit has no right to steal other peoples work and bandwidth then demand credit for it!
Sarai: She thinks that makes it alright, you see. She also redistributes celebrity images. AND ASKS FOR CREDITS.
Becky:
Everything on this site was collected and organized by me. Some of the content was made by me. Regardless, I would appreciate it if you credit me, unless stated otherwise. Do not claim my work to be your own; I have put a lot of time and effort into this site. Besides, who likes seeing duplicates? Strive to be original.
Does she state otherwise on the textures page?
Sarai: WAIT HOLD UP.
Becky: Ah right, fuck me I’m just so worked up here. After all this I’m reporting her to every single site she’s stolen from and I hope they go Amanda in a Pizza Hut on her ass.
Sarai: The icon textures don’t require credit… but the photography she didn’t take, now that deserves a link back to her? Excuse me?
Becky: Well that totally makes sense… except not.
Sarai: I bet you anything the graphics she has on here were not all made by her. OH AND I JUST FOUND IT. “MADE BY ME: Graphics that are made by me.” SO EVERYTHING ELSE IS WHAT? UP FOR GRABS? She even distributes post secret postcards. I wonder how Frank would feel about that…
Becky: I bet Frank would be pretty damn pissed. Does Frank have a phone number or email where we can reach him? Frank’s going to get an earful about this.
Sarai: Yeah he has an e-mail. I particularly love how she has the no select script, the no highlighting script, and the no right click script surrounding her iframe code.
Becky: Oh look she tells people how to remove ads from Piczo, I believe that’s a violation of their TOS.
Sarai: So she’s allowed to take things, but her visitors aren’t? Hypocrite much?
Becky: Yes. Duh!
Sarai: I’m at a loss, man. I haven’t found so much shit in one website before.
Becky: I wonder if her host Tom knows what she’s up to. Hmm, Tom left his site. Probably out of shame.
Sarai: Probably.
Becky: Damn Sarai this thing is Canadian. What an insult.
Sarai: I know, Becky. I know.
Becky: And she has 181 questions answered on her page…..
Sarai: And 29 comments on her latest blog. Sigh.
Becky:
[179] Do you have Cable? I wish, cause I’m so welfare..
Sarai: Who gives a shit?!
Becky: I’m so welfare? Does that mean she’s on welfare or that she’s just poor? If it’s the former then isn’t that a bit insulting to the people who truly need welfare?
Sarai: I really don’t know. I feel like clutching my teddy bear and bawling my eyes out. If you’ll excuse me.
Becky: Yeah where’s Fuzzy Pooh Bear? I NEED YOU FUZZY!!
Sarai: I’m too tired to check the coding. But I know it’s ridiculous. Maybe we should ask our visitors what to do?
Becky: Are those damnapple’s brushes near the bottom? They look familiar.
Sarai: I wouldn’t be surprised if a couple of those brushes might look familiar. Maybe our readers will know more.
Becky: Yeah hopefully. Dear Readers, we will give you all our love if you can find more original creators than we have. Well Sarai I don’t know what else to say about this. Well I do, but that would probably offend even you.
Sarai: Yeah I’ve been holding back myself. I found another website where… “I DID NOT WRITE THESE” but she still has the html pages available.
Becky: O_o
Sarai: Is this a common epidemic? Good Christ.
Becky: I have no clue, do we have another Racoon City on our hands?
Sarai: I hope not. Wait, what the hell is Racoon City?
Becky: It’s from Resident Evil you dumbass. A virus infected the residents of Racoon City and turned them into retarded zombies.
Sarai: Oh right!
Becky: IT’S HAPPENING HERE. NOW. OMG!
Sarai: OMGAH. SHOULD WE CALL THE POLICE?
Becky: SAVE YOURSELF SARAI…. and carry me on your back.
Sarai: Latch on Becky. And try not to squirm.
Becky: * hops up * Will do! Hi ho Sarai AWAAAAY!
Sarai: … Right, away we go.
Not to mention all the “layouts” she ripped of Livejournal and is redistributing. I recognize a lot of them from my iconing days. She actually stole a header from my message board that even has the name of the board on it… sigh
Someone also needs to teach her the definition of stock photography.
Wow. I love the Internet Police!
As for this retarded amateur.. That’s pretty pathetic. I couldn’t stop laughing at her site.
Kristine · Oct 21, 12:51 PM · · Permalink
Do you Chinks just go serching for other sites just to make fun of them? only you Typical chinks.
One more thing Rika who are you to call anyone a retard? you should look at yourself going around the internet just to find a site and laugh at it? is that all you do in your life? I bet you got this internet page Bookmarked so you could laugh at it more really to me thats fucking more pathetic. Kaylee and Camile i bet your the same to so don’t say anything
P.S I love you all. <3 ;] Niggers in a can soup with chinks spics and mushrooms.
I wasn’t the one who called someone a retard. The comment above was mine.
“Not to mention all the “layouts” she ripped of Livejournal and is redistributing. I recognize a lot of them from my iconing days. She actually stole a header from my message board that even has the name of the board on it… sigh
Someone also needs to teach her the definition of stock photography.”
Something is wrong with the comments here, it’s pushing the names one comment down. :/
//Rika
Hey, I’ll admit I got this site bookmarked. I love reading these reviews.
To Kristine-You’re just upset cause you got busted. And you should now that if you put something on the internet, it’s open to the public and their opinions. Isn’t that why you have a site? Not everyone is going to like it, and if it’s crap… well that’s your own fault. Also throwing around racist comments isn’t helping your argument, just makes you look even more of a idiot.
Amanda · Oct 22, 08:10 AM · · Permalink
Little confusion here… the stupid comment come from A.Nigger, not from Kristine… the name of the commenter is under the comment… maybe there should be less space between comment and commenter and more between each comment? Or a divider of some sort?
As for the website itself… I feel we just reached a new low… teaching people to use others bandwidth, distributing crappy “art” she didn’t even make… wow.
And now she closed her site for “re-formatting?” and annoucing she’ll be posting some new scans of magazine (oh so 2002) that she will then claim as her own, because “oh my god, scanning them is so hard, it’s not like I just did the photoshoot, hello???!”.
How sad :(
Nyxx · Oct 22, 08:22 AM · · Permalink
Don’t say anything? You mean type anything.
Of course we go through sites on the intarwebs to have fun. They have no excuse to not get better with their sites since way back we didn’t know that CSS could control layouts rather than shitty iframes, tables, and dividers (aka Div layers).
If they are interested in being web designers, they should notice that what they’re doing won’t even get a cent from someone. I’m not talking about mindless buyers either. I’d rather have a boring looking layout that loads fast and can be accessed by everyone rather than a huge header that takes forever splattered with brushes and who knows what else.
All the other reasons have been said already why this site was targeted.
P.S. I don’t bookmark sites that I go to all the time, the computer remembers it for me ;P And if I wanted a laugh, I’d watch Comedy Central thank you.
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For me, the best part is that she calls herself “quite mature for her age”… what an insult to 15-year-olds everywhere.
Kaylee · Oct 20, 04:42 PM · · Permalink