I'm so ronrey (plus Colleen Marie updates!)
I debated with myself for a while over whether or not to fake Sarai’s absence from Internet Police (and whether or not it could be faked convincingly). Finally I came to the conclusion that I would put my foot in my mouth and not only make Sarai made at me for making her say things like “I want to lick Lex Luthor’s shiny bald head (as played by Michael Rosenbaum)” but also make me look bad when she turns the tables on me and makes me say “How did I ever like that awful, awful show House? God he is such an asshole and he has made me change my own assholish ways, from now I will be nice to the Lena’s and Jessica’s of the world (I would really have to hurt her for that, and I mean hunt her down and smack her with my half-dead computer mouse hurt).
Hopefully you will find this entertaining, I may be the brains of the outfit * snicker *, but in my opinion (which is usually very, very right) Sarai is the wit; I mostly play off of and take my cues from her. I do not think it will be unbearable though so don’t give up just yet.
For those of you who have not already heard, Colleen Marie is back and, as her pal Amanda would say, worster than ever. Fortunately for this round we do not have to look at her themes but that is a small condolence.
I have had a problem with Colleen ever since I saw her blow up at someone for not linking her on the front page (she is over 30). Later she remarked to me that she had, literally if I read her words correctly, ran into my website (actually I think she said run into my website, but I cannot be arsed to look it up).
At the moment I cannot help but wonder where poor Amanda is, did she finally convince the people at the aid offices that she was worse off than those damn Katrina victims? Judging by the fact that she has not made an appearance in months I would say that she could not convince them nor would she lower herself to working in her favourite eating establishment, Pizza Hut. It is a pity, she was entertaining.
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