THE "INTERNET POLICE" - 07TH AUGUST // COMMENT!(02)

LISTENING TO: DJ CAMMY - CELEBRATE THE SUMMER

Hey there, Yes i am very much alive! I know *Slaps Hand* I really should have blogged sooner but i have just been so busy lately. Well anyway lets get to the point, Me and my friend Alex came across this website: INTERNET POLICE! We were sooo shocked and amazed at how critisizing and horibble they were about peoples websites, Some of which i might add are my friends websites. Anyway we both read a few of their reviews and got together and thought we would write a Review about their site! In their "MSN" style also. So here it is:

Emzeh says:
Ok first impressions, Simple div layout with boring nasty colours that remind me of poop.
Emzeh says:
Not sure if its intended but i think i see a spelling mistake underneath the title "Internet Police"
Alex Says:
Holy Smoly. A site with 'Police' as the name i think that is faulse adveritising!?
Emzeh Says:
They are trying TOO hard to look professional like they actually know what they are babbling on about. I mean come on, They wrote an "Un-Asked" for review about Swimchick and Outspoken Kate. Two of my favourite sites
(No im not being biased) that 3 quaters of the web visit each day!!
Alex Says:
They seem to be poking fun at people's layouts i suggest they take a look at their own aswell because all i see is some nice brown colour reminds me of something that goes down the toilet. Oh wait maybe they made to make it like that as it goes with whats on their site?!
Emzeh Says:
hahaha yes "Crap" Slightly nicer word than i could of put =]
Alex Says:

Yes they really do exist and you thought they didn’t. Silly fool, never underestimate the far reaching claws of the Internet Police.

Gosh I no their pretty mean but they dont have to post that they have claws its highly unlikley or they would not be typing that article, again another lie. The second i have found and i have only been on their site 5 minutes!
Alex Says:

Welcome! You've reached Internet Police, a website run by two pussy lickin' bitchez eager to share with you what we like to call: What Is Wrong With The Internet. Once in a while (when we cbf) we share our Amazing Wisdom and hope people actually read it. If you'd like, you can contact either Sarai or Becky with marriage proposals, donations, or fan mail.

The top bit infact collection of words gosh they really went all out for them, Must have took them ages to put them together. I think they can be arrested for saying such words. I doubted the "police" idea in the begining but once you get to the welcome messgage the title seems something they used in one of their reviews ranting on about one of those fonts another site downloaded. What was it they said? "Oh look, she redistributes other peoples fonts and not a credit link in site!" Wheres yours? Oh wait There isnt one!
Emzeh Says:
well spotted!
Maybe they made the fonts with their "oh so amazing" skills and talent...
"Thinks" nahhhh
Alex says:
Definatley not!
Oh also on the welcome message "cbf"??? im not down with this street business, you see im not as hip as hop as them sorry i am insulting them of course. They stay in all day and write these petty little 'articles' i think that's what they named their english lesson. Hope their teachers are proud. Boy they have pinpointed some great sites. Shame it was all on their site though. Give someone else some top site list's! Another list! Shocked! They do like your list's.

MESSAGE TO INTERNET POLICE:
Thanks for the awsome night! We greatly enjoyed this. We should meet up sometime we will take you to the Book Store! You can buy a book maybe even a Dictionary!! Yes.... New to you? Maybe you can stop wrting these things if you feel that we are being blatently horrible (Just like you) [END OF MESSAGE]
People who are reading this take a look at: THIS THIS && THIS
Just some of the wonderful things they have scribbled... sorry wrote =]

Ahhh now we feel much better haha Anyway moving on... Last Tuesday i went up my nans until Friday night. I had a fun time there i guess, Met a few new people who i hope to keep in good contact with. I met this lovely boy called Dan *Wink* hehe Urmmm Not much to tell you about Wednesday And Thursday sooo ill move onto Friday. I went to an Under 18's night at the "Shifnal Club" with my cousins Sophie and Kate along with a few of their friends. There was 7 of us all together, We had a wicked time!! I drank way to much really and had a hangover the next morning but it was worth it! Urmm we left the club at around 12am and my parents wanted to come home that night so we must of left my nans at around half past. We got home at around 5am x_X Yeah so as you probably would of guessed i was dead haha I went straight into my room and fell asleep. Nothing much has happened since then really, Just been busy updating my websites ans such.

OH before i forget, I took a video shot in Tesco the other day while my Mum and Sister Rebecca where looking for something, Cant remember what though. The little girl you can see and hear is my Niece Megan and the Boy is my Nephew Alex just incase you were wondering =] The video is quite funny so you should take a quick look at it... Here:



Ahhhh it makes me laugh everytime i watch it =] Sorry for the poor quality, AND the fact that its the wrong way round lmao I filmed it using my new phone and im still getting to grips of how to use the damn thing x_X Well thats my blogging done for today and probably for this week haha Sorry for me writing so much though o_O Well Take care... Cya xx



FEELING RUN DOWN - 29TH JULY // COMMENT!(10)

LISTENING TO: LINDSAY LOHAN - RUMOURS

Gahh i feel so sh*t right now! I have a huge headache, Stomache ache, Im dehydrated and tired. Yeah... im pretty run down at the moment. I need tor est really but im having trouble sleeping so i dont get to sleep til around 3 or 4am. The weather has been so hot and muggy here lately and no matter how much i drink my mouth just gets even more dry than it was before i drank anything. I also think i have pulled a muscle in my kneck or something because everytime i move it i feel a big twang and pain shoots all down my kneck to the bottom of my back. When it happens all i really want to do is cry. To top all this off my emotions are all over the place, One minute and all happy and hyper the next im depressed and moody. Stupid life It sucks haha Im kinda pissed off right now because mu parents are badgering me to go out and find a new job x_x Im barely 16 and they already want me to go out job hunting so i can pay them keep. OMFG i hate my life right now, Nothing good is happening in it! I also miss my best friend Vicky *Cry* she has been in America two full weeks now and shes going to be away for another two to be with her grandad!! Gah i have'nt even spoken to her because shes not allowed to sue her phone unless its for a 911 call o_O yeah her parents are sooo weird. Anyway yesturday my brother went to go see
Newcastle United play a "friendly match" with his girlfriend, I never get why he likes them i mean they hardly ever win anything. Hmmm hes weird lmao I dont really like football that much i just get made to watch it most of the time because my brother is in the living room watching it. I do on the other hand watch the World Cup! Now that is good =] Erm my new Phone is awesome
(I Got It For My Birthday). Its the Nokia 5300 X-Press Music! I luuuurv it hehe I downloaded Mobile Sims 2 and Msn Messenger and uplaoded them onto it. Sooo i can now play lots of games and music on it and talk to people when im not on the computer... all for FREE woohoo hehe Well tomorrow im going to the cinema to see Transformers with my Mum, Sister, Niece and Nephew. Im looking forward to it as it looks really good on the Adverts ive seen on Tv! Ive watched a few of the Cartoon episodes with my Nephew so i know what kinda things to expect anyway but hey have you seen all the special effects the producers have used in the actual film?... Like WOAH! That must of been really expensive to make o_o Annnyway onto online life, I have been rpetty busy lately! I have upgraded hosting packages and done some big checkups in each account to check for any error's, I must admit i did find a few but they were easily corrected and my hostees were'nt affected at all. Im very proud of all of CH and CB's hits, They keep shooting up getting higher and higher each month! I love my websites hehe Especially CB =] I plan on doing another big update some time in the near future, I want to add lots more PSD downlaods and Glitters =/ Im not sure when i will do the update but it will be quite soon i think! Anyway its starting to get late so i had better be going. Byeee xx



GETTING READY FOR THE BIG DAY - 22ND JULY // COMMENT!(6)

LISTENING TO: 50 CENT - IN DA CLUB

Hey Guuuuys!! =] Miss Me? haha thought not... Well i have been a busy little bee today first off ive spent the whole day at Colchester Zoo with my family. I have took lots of photographs as i said i would do in the previous blog soooo if you go to my Brand New Portfolio on the nav bar then you can see them. I have also made a video, Its only small but worth taking a look at so click Here to watch it! I loved the whole day, The weather was awesome and the animals were even more awesome! The best part about it was that all the animals came right up to the glass barriers. I was shocked at how close i got to the Lion, You can see from the photograph of it. I was like WOAHH hehe =P I have never been to such a huge zoo before in my life! It was huuuuuuuuuge it took us 1 hour && 25 minutes just to get around the beginning part of i and i deffinately have never been in thouching distance to so many big animals like Lions and Elephants haha I just have to tell you about the monkey's though i cant resist *snigger* well it must have been mating season or something for the little monkey's as all the males "bits" were enlarged and VERY visible. My sister was absolutely shocked and could not stop laughing for about 25 minutes lmao It was quite funny though as we had never seen this in a zoo before x_X Well anyway moving on swiftly... ermm for lunch we had this KFC / Burger King meal. I had chicken burger, Chips and a Tango blast slush puppy thing. It was soo yummy =P After walking round three quaters of the zoo we decided to go on the little railway thing that takes you on a tour of the zoo. That ran for about 35 minutes and was great. We got to see some of the animals that we could'nt see through the glass on the other side of the enclosures. Anyways to sum it all up I Had A Fantastic Day!! Well we all know what it is tomorrow dont we... Its my Birthdaaaaaay! Woohoo im sooo excited as you can probably tell... Or not hehe Tomorrow i think im being taken out for a meal and being with my sister and niece and nephew again. Oh and for some reason my dad wants to take us all to see this car hes got his eye on but bleh i dont really want to go look at cars on my birthday *cry* Hmm well that's all for now, I will most probably post tomorrow night or edit this blog =/ Depends on how i feel at the time Cya!



BACK IN ACTION - 20TH JULY // COMMENT!(6)

LISTENING TO: NELLY FURTADO - POWERLESS

Heh well this will make you laugh... The past five days, My home computer desktop has been going soooo damn slow. Pages im on kept freezing and shutting down, Music kept skipping and i kept hearing this weird Evil laugh in the background coming out of my speakers *lmao* No im not going crazy. We found out it was a "Trojan Horse" Virus. Yeah, One of the worst but well known viruses was playing around in my hard drive x_X I was pretty peed off as you can imagine. I had so much work to do, I had to setup new hostee's accounts and update my sites then talk to Vicky before she left to go to America for three weeks! Yeah... I didnt get to say goodbye to my Best Friend and all because of some stupid idiot who decided to sit down one day and make a deadly computer virus. OMFG why do people do these shitty things?... Yeah so they get paid for "Patches" from Norton and AVG etc which are best selling Antivirus providers. I am one of those gullable people who use Norton and think it will actually stop the fuckin viruses but meh it only stops "Most" threats and then you have to do those stupid pathetic updates to get protected again!!! Those bloody updates are a pain aswell, They take around 1hour 45 minutes to complete because there are so many. Arghh anyway urm so yeah we had to completey reboot the computer again, Pay yet another £54.99 on Norton 2007 then i had to re-install everything that i had lost. Anyway now we have all brand new software to help fight against threats. We currently have:

- Norton Internet Security 2007 (With AV)
- Microsoft Security Centre
- Microsoft Firewall
- Internet Explorer 7 + Popup Blocker

So as you can see we are now fully prepared for those buggers =] Hmm I have also got into the habbit of deleting unused and unwanted files off of the computer before they all clog up the hard drive and slow down my computer performance. We are currently on Broadband, So our computer should run very quickly anyway but if we downlaod lots of music and free software off the internet then it feels like we are on Dial Up because the computer slows down and makes this really loud whirring sound (The Fan) having to fight to keep going... Poor little thing haha So yeah im doing my bit to keep the computer from packing in completely! Heh Moving on... Well today i spent the whole day with my Big sister at her house. We watched Apocolypto. Its a brand new movie directed by Mel Gibson and im telling you its not for those with problems with seeing blood and gore lol It has quite an impact on your stomache believe me. Other than that its the best movie i have seen in a long time I rate it 9/10! I would deffinately watch it again... Oh yeah its rated a 15 sooo dont let any little kids watch it because they will have nightmares... No im not joking it it quite bad =/ Hmmm Tomorrow im looking after my Neice and Nephew for the day while my sister goes out shopping with my Brother-In-Law then Sunday were going to Colchester Zoo. Its a trip for my birthday lol Most of my family are at work on the Monday which is my actual Birth-Day sooo im having a get together the day before =] Ive never been to a big zoo before so it should be good eh? I will take lots of piccies so you can all have a nosey hehe Um Monday my mum and dad want to take me to the Cinema to see Pirates Of The Carribean 3 then for a Meal at Pizza Hut. I would of had a big party and invited all my friends but half of them are on Holiday and it wouldnt be as good without them here with me so ill most probably plan to do something els with them when they come back. Anyways thats all for now... Its like 10 Past 12 in the morning and i need at least 5 hours sleep before the Satan Twins come lol Ta-Ra!



BRAND NEW LOOK - 17TH JULY // COMMENT!(15)

LISTENING TO: ANDREW SPENCER - IM ALWAYS HERE

Well as you can see, I have given the site a brand new look... I like it alot more than the previous layout. This style is more Me and i am completely in love with the Css =] The coding only works in Internet Explorer and Opera Browsers so if you are using FireFox or any other browsers im afraid you will have difficulties viewing the site. I have fixed the css problems and had people view the site in the most popular browsers, So im quite pleased with that =] Well anyway i have been sooooo busy the past few days working on this new look, I had no inspiration what so ever x_X I was just looking around Live Journal Portfolio's and came across these Photographs. I loved them and thought i would edit them into something of my own... And so this is what i came up with. I was meant to be keeping to the Pro Div Look like the previous layout but the css was going too light in Smaller Screen Resolutions and no matter how much i edited it, It refused to change. Other then that the style was great... Everybody seemed to like it =D Anyway today im going out with my best Friend Vicky and her Boyfriend Kyle up town. We normally just go up to the park and have a mess around on the Monkey bars etc hehe Vicky tends to grab my legs and try to pull me down but ends up having my shoe shoved in her face haha *Evil* Hmmm well Vicky will be here in about 10 minutes so i had better go.
[EDIT] Hmm well today didnt go quite to plan, Me and Vicky ended up having a small arguement about Callum. I accidently said he was "Mine" in a sentence and she completely went off on one at me. You see... Im on a 1 Year Pact of hers which means i can't have a boyfriend for 1 full year. I think i can do it I mean its not that long if you really think about it haha O well. I dont need a boy to keep me happy all i need is my Friends and Family... and maybe my Pets hehe Thats all for the edit i think... Choi! [/EDIT]