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Sarai: I have to say, we are two very lasy bitches. I don’t know how many times we’ve let lulzy sites slip through our fingers, but the night is young and we can make up for it. Sort of.
Becky: Lasy? Did you hit your head?
Sarai: No, I just took a leaf out of Anna’s vocabulary book.
Becky: Well I was gonna say that if you’re switching British spelling (replacing “Z” with “S”) that you don’t have to do it for all words.
Sarai: Speak for yourself.
Becky: What’s that supposed to mean?
Sarai: I’m saying that I’ll use an S when I wanna use an S is all.
Becky: And I’m saying that it’s wrong you dumbass!
Sarai: Ex: Mosilla Firefox. It sounds just as good.
Before I can lulz at that blog can I just ask what the hell is going on with this trailer home? Why is it hovering in mid-air? Unless that’s snow on the ground?
Becky: Maybe she’s done got caught up in one of them thar twisters?
Sarai: Well if that’s the case, is that doodle on the right trying to hunker it back down? I see that Ashley Tisdale is holding a cellphone — maybe she’s calling for help?
Becky: I’m not really all that familiar with Ashley Tisdale (and I’m sure that if I were I wouldn’t admit it publicly), but is she smart enough to know the number for 911?
Sarai: No offense, but I think that dog is smarter than her. Look at it — I can just hear its thoughts: “Why did I agree to go rollerblading? Why?”
Speaking of rollerblading… who skates in the snow?
Becky: Or in the middle of a twister.
I have a bone to pick: WHY IN THE HELL IS THE IMAGE A LINK!? I keep clicking on it and it sends me back to the same page in a new tab.
Sarai: Me. Too. Maybe it’s trying to send us a message? Something like, You’ll Forever Be Stuck In This Vortex Of Lulz.
Becky: OH GOD. I just looked at the stylesheet, I think I’m going to pass out? She included back and forward links in the stylesheet.
Sarai: I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that the title seems to have been sucked by the content. I don’t think I can stomach some code right now.
See the thing that gets me is that this isn’t her first site. She’s had about 6, actually. Granted they were all in Piczo, but the point is she’s dealt with layouts and coding before.
Becky: Oh but she’s probably just trying to have some fun and here we are ruining it for her. We’re assholes. Let’s continue?
Sarai: I just want to know why the Info link opens up in a pop-up and the other subpages don’t. What a mindfuck.
Becky: I’d say she’s using Pixelfx, but even Emily is smarter than this (and that’s not saying much).
Originality? She’s “unique”.
Sarai: She probably wants to give us a new experience. I respect that.
Welcome to Visitor Content :D All of the Layouts, Icons, brushes etc. is made by me, so give me credit!
Please tell me what you think of the stuff here, and please tell me if you miss something!
Well will you look at that. She has a lost and found system just in case I miss something.
Becky: “All of the Layouts, Icons, brushes etc. is made by me…” English motherfucker do you speak it? Why are layouts and icons capitalized but brushes isn’t? And where is the comma after brushes? Don’t even get me started on the use of “is” instead of “are”.
Sarai: Relax, grammar nazi. We’ve already discussed this! She wants to be original, and to do that, she has to stick out from all the rest. I think she’s creeping up that Success-o-Meter pretty damn fast.
Becky: It’s only a matter of time before she takes over the #1 spot on the web’s most popular sites. I think that we should try to be more original here, don’t you?
Sarai: I’m thinking our reviews should all open up in different-sized pop-up windows. Give it a lil’ twist. Oh dear. On her credits page she actually credited Google.
Becky: Who the fuck is actually stupid enough to credit Google? I mean aside from her and Jordie.
Sarai: I wonder if for this particular layout she used Google to look up “Levitating Motor Homes”?
Becky: Yeah I’m sure that didn’t turn up many results, levitating is such a big word. Floating? Flying? That’s better.
Sarai: I’d test it out, but then I’d have to credit Google and I’m too lasy.
Oh look, a guestbook! Damn, I feel like I’ve gone back in time. I sure wish I could read those messages.
Becky: Well you could not credit Google? What’s the worst that could happen? If the come a’knockin’ then just say you used Yahoo search.
Sarai: Too bad the width is set at 8 pixels.
Becky: Wow one word per line. This is a new low for us I think.
Sarai: New experience*! She has an Ask Me subpage(?) on her Visitor section. I think you told me about this.
Becky: Yeah I did. She’s using Waks and has a question there asking if she’s ever been hacked. She replied that she had and that she needed to install something more secure but just didn’t have the time. How lasy do you have to be to not be able to delete a script from your FTP and install a more secure one? That’s like five minutes total wtf.
Sarai:
Q. Have you been hacked?
A. Yes, I have. I need to get rid of Wak’s A&A script because it is so unsafe. You hacked into it in about 30 seconds.
Is she… having a conversation with her hacker?
Becky: Oh probably, she’s dumb enough. Oops, sorry I mean original enough. That’s something that really bothers me, originality seems to be replacing stupidity these days. They don’t need a DOCTYPE! They’re original. Is that an insecure script I see? Why that’s more originality.
Sarai: Ooo icons! I love making icons, it’s so relax— wait, what the hell:
All of these are made by me, you can put them on your site, but you have to give me me credits cause I haven’t wrote my sitename on them!
Thanks <3
She hasn’t wroten her site on them so we must not be lasy and credit!
Becky: Isn’t she a sweetheart! How many people would be that nice?
Sarai: I would! In fact, I might just use a layout of hers because lasiness is a diseese an we owe our visiturs a new layout. And I would credit since her site name isn’t wrote on there.
Becky: Can we use the Lindsay Lohan layout? Can we? CAN WE PLEASE?
Sarai: Well I don’t know Rebecca, maybe we should poll our visitors!
You know what else I noticed? Besides the fact that a doodle brush is anally raping Ashley Tisdale while she innocently sits on a porch? I’m thinking that white background is supposed to be transparent! Or at least erased. Which confuses me because she’s offering PSD’s… so she knows how to cut things out. Maybe it was that darn lasiness again.
Becky: Or we could be really original and stop giving a shit about whether or not our visitors can read our text and browse our site in anything other than IE 5?
Sarai: Whatever you want to do! I’m always up for giving visitors a new experience. Preferably one they’ll remember for the rest of their e-lives.
If you read this, please leave a message, so I know that someone actually do care if i just leave it like this. :P
Gotta go, bye!
I almost left a message. Almost. But then I accidentally um, exed out.
Becky: You are a horrible person. All she as for was for someone to care (the sentence could’ve used some grammar, but let’s not quibble), was that really so hard?
Sarai: Clearly she doesn’t care enough to explain why a motor home is being towed away in mid-air while Ashley hangs out on the porch, so why should I care about her feelings, huh?
Becky: You know what? I’m reading everything she’s written in this retards voice and that’s not cool man. Kaikhaod is the only person who I would headbutt in the middle of a crowded street because that’s how much I can’t stand her.
Sarai: WHY SHOULD I.
Becky: Because it’s original?
Sarai: You won’t bully me into this one Becky I won’t let you!
Becky: Like hell I won’t * puts you into a headlock * SAY UNCLE. SAY IT.
Sarai: NOT UNTIL THAT MOTOR HOME FINDS A SAFE PLACE TO RESIDE. Whatever, fuck this, I’m off to read some CSS tutorials.
Becky: Don’t you mean butcher some code by inserting HTML and JavaScript? Can I come with?
Sarai: Sure, I’ll save you a spot on my vespa.
Becky: Whee, can I drive?
Sarai: I don’t think so.
Comments
She’s linking to text files in her CSS, and linking to her CSS file more than once. She’s obviously copied and pasted her title ‘script’ from another site and she’s leaving open anchor tags throughout her site.
I’m really wondering how she acquired a domain in the first place. She reminds me of Jared.
She has her blog wrapped in h3 tags.
Oh, really?! Wow! That reminds me of the days where I wrapped up my navigation with h1 and h2 tags. LOL!
And I never really got how people put HTML and Javascript in their stylesheet. I was taught “Make a file that ends in .css and link it. Put your CSS in it.” and that’s pretty much it. Where did people get the idea of putting something other than CSS?
I think I just got sick in my mouth a little. I mean the, site is pretty standard “teeny bopper that didn’t try” fare. But…
That Lindsay Lohan picture is one of the “layouts” she offers, right?
When exactly did offering images with absolutely no coding become offering layouts?
I guess I’m a little behind the times, but back in my day, we called those wallpapers for people on 640×480 resolution screens. sigh I feel so out of the loop.
Hannah: About that Waks A&A thing, someone asked that question, hacked her Waks, and answered it for her. Someone goes around and does that to a lot of Waks installations.
Lol yeah I found that quite funny. At least they only asked and answered one question so its not luck spamming but makes theire point.
I initially thought that she had maybe coded the site to work in IE. Usually people who have had Piczo sites tend to stick to that…but I checked it and it looked exactly the same. That makes me more sad. The mismatching color and oddly placed text was done on purpose.
Hey! OMG I cant believe how many who actually takes time to write all this meaningless shit about my site:P Since so many of you wonder, the last layout of Ashley Tisdale was not done at all! And about all the spellingmistakes; I’m from Norway, and do not speak(or write) english perfectly. I just don’t understand why all of you who wrote a comment here couldent just copy it and send it to me to? That doesent take much time, and then i’ll know what you think of the site so i can change it, instead of here. I havent heard of this site before today, so i’ll try to delete and change some things.
@Anna: I’m from Norway too, and I misspell words most the time. However, it’s very easy to check your spelling with Microsoft Word or installing a plugin/ad on in your browser.
PS: You can’t expect people to tell you how bad your site is, you have to make an effort yourself too.
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Maribel Foley · Aug 19, 04:46 PM · · Permalink
LOL I love how in her about page she uses “I” so many times where they don’t make sense.
Admitting to stealing:
“When I had that found I the site Sweet-Song-16, and took alot of her HTML codes and stuff.”
I am still trying to comprehend why the trailer house image is white, but the bg is black and why the content overlaps the title. Doesn’t make sense.
Bobbi-lee · Jul 4, 12:39 AM · · Permalink