Bitchy In Pink
Becky: Today we bring you a fyne azz woman who, in her spare time, apparently takes pictures of coffins at funerals and posts them on her blog. Sarai your thoughts?
Sarai: Her bolded text is KILLING me. * enlarges font size *
Becky: Bolde- oh you mean the randomly highlighted words, at this size it’s all a blur to me. Padding muhfucka can’t you use it?
Sarai: Apparently not. She’s using <divs> and she still manages to fuck it up.
Becky: Honestly people if you are going to have text on your website USE PADDING.
Sarai: “Programmed in bitch-mode and I’m really quite mean” O RLY? Jesus Christ, what is wrong with people?
Becky: Mean as us? Hah! Oh look she doesn’t need a website to tell her what she’s worth, is it just me or does that not make sense?
Sarai: Yeah I doubt it. We just don’t give a fuck. She, on the other hand, goes out of her way to advertise her bitchiness. Bitch in pink. Just lol.
Becky: * sniffs * I wish my website would just once tell me that it loves me and appreciates all I do for it. Is that really too much to ask?
Sarai: Not in today’s world, Becky. There, there.
Typical Webmiss page. Lots of bullshit subpages no one cares about. Note to readers: No one cares about your Handwriting, your Name Analysis, your school schedule, what’s in your purse, etc. I think I wrote an article about it.
Becky: Whoah hold on for a minute there Sarai. 45 comments? What the hell, we average maybe 4 or 5 comments an entry, and that gets 45?
Sarai: All by other people?!
Becky: Yes! Maybe we should be more like Miss Bitchy in Pink.
What the hell is colorgenics exactly? Oh copy and paste bullshit, let’s move on.
Sarai:
Here at BIP, I try to be the best webmiss that I can be. Yes, this is my outlet and so forth, but let’s face it; without you visitors this site would cease to excist. If you haven’t notcied already I try to run things here in an orderly fashion and keep everything organized. I add on to the site on a daily basis so repeat visitors notice something different everytime they stop by.
Why all the emphasis? It’s distracting.
Becky: Because she likes it when things look stupid and distracting? Iunno.
Sarai: Even more so that the bolded words are WHITE on a LIGHT TEAL BACKGROUND.
Becky: I’m beginning to wonder if she actually reads her own website.
I’m real copestetic, until one pisses me off
Sarai: The fuck? I never understood Guess the Celeb, Guess the Artist, etc. What is the point of that?
Becky: Okay 1. She means “copasetic”, 2. How can “completely satisfactory” piss someone off?
Sarai: I’m not sure =/
Ooo a Website Names page! I love these. Oh, only one: pink-fetish. How original. Even Mallory had some more creative propositions.
Becky: Oh we have been looking for a- oh damn, she needs some tips from Mallory. Damnit you beat me to it.
Sarai: Sorry. Just like I guessed, there is TONS of INTERACTIVE VISITORS HERE! Wait, just kidding.
Becky: Oh look tutorials, yay…
Sarai: Really, where? Oh I see.
Becky: I’ll save you the need to go through the thing so click here.
Sarai: I mistook the bolded text as um, bolded text and not a link. My bad.
Becky: “If you have a question about this tutorial, don’t be afraid to ask.”
Sarai: Oh, goody.
Becky: Can I ask why you have such a crappy tutorial? And why you’re teaching inline styles and calling them dividers?
Sarai: Hide and Go Tweak?! Clever. And offering Greymatter as a blogging script?! Becky hold me.
Becky: * holds you * I think I’m having a heart attack Sarai.
Greymatter? Did she write it? No? THEN WHY’S IT THERE?
Sarai: LOL She’s teaching others how to use it, which is just a crime, really.
Becky: Dear god her website has a behind the name and wall of shame! SCORE!
Sarai: OMG.
Becky: Oh it’s empty, guess people are smart enough not to steal her crap.
Sarai: Why have empty subpages? Don’t waste the visitor’s time, people.
Becky: In case she needs them they’ll be there? She got my hopes up and then dashed them with the lack of shaming. I may never be the same again.
Sarai: Nothing in the Button Wall, either. That’s too bad, I was looking forward to some creative graphix.
Oh past layouts!
Becky: I’d just like to say that she’s using Waks A&A, can we say beyond stupid? There’s more layouts?
Sarai: Yeah. I admit, I’d rather be viewing You Got Me Trippin right about now.
Becky: Wait wasn’t this website on the Stick It Awards? That first layout looks mighty familiar for some reason.
Sarai: You know, I wouldn’t doubt it.
Let’s talk about her blog, since that’s what sparked this whole shindig.
Becky: That picture of the little boys coffin? Disrespectful. End of. And exactly why are you fortunate enough to attend a funeral?
Oh and from this blog:
Err, what else? I almost got arrested a few days ago. Lol, I went to the bookstore and saw my baby daddy’s ex-girlfriend who I do not like. The last time I saw her Olive Oil lookin ass, she called the police on me, talkin bout TRESPASSING! So what, if I was in front of her yard with a big ass stick imported from Fort Valley, Georgia about to whip her ass. This girl is like twice my size and she’s scared of me. I don’t comprehend to this. Anyhoo, I called the father of my kids to be funny. She was standing right in front of me, I said, “Ill, are these the kinda of chicks you went for before me? This bitch is UGLY! She looks like a damn crackhead.” I said some more shit, hence them having to call for backup, lol. I thought that was funny. My intentions wasn’t to go there to have her “shooked”, hell I didn’t know the hoe worked there, but whatever.
She… what?
Sarai: Wow, we have a winner.
Becky: This one’s fresh out of the trailer park that’s for sure.
Sarai: Man, I thought I was a full-fledged asshole, but she takes the cake.
Becky: Maybe the woman doesn’t like her and treats her like shit because she’s a stupid bitch? Her ex must be fairly intelligent, leaving her for someone else.
Sarai: Yeah, no kidding.
Becky: What the hell does “shooked” mean?
Sarai: No idea.
I particularly loved this entry:
And I see some weird shit at my job on a daily too. I’m not making fun of these people bc some situations are not controllable. Like the other day, this lady had like a full beard and mustache. Omg, I couldn’t stop staring. I was tryin to look the other way, but it was like BLAH IN YOUR FACE. It was making my stomach hurt seriously. THEN this other lady only had one tooth. I wanted to ask where’d all her teeth go, but I just smiled and kept it moving. Yesterday, this man only had one eyeball. Yes, one eye. The other eye socket was closed in and healed-like. I didn’t notice at first when he strolled up bc I wasn’ t looking at him, but when he gave me the money and asked a question is when I noticed. I totally didn’t look at him for the rest of the time he was in front of me. My stomach queases easily. That’s just some stuff I don’t wanna see.
You’re not making fun of people but then again, you can’t find yourself looking at them and getting sick to your stomach? Have some fucking class. And she’s a mother of two kids. That’s a shame.
Becky: I must admit that I get a tad queasy when I see people with obvious injuries, but I’m usually thinking about how painful and horrible it must have been for them and not because of the scars that are showing.
But like I said, right out of the trailer park, if I were that man or that woman I would have felt bad for Jhaye for being so damn ignorant.
Sarai: She doesn’t seem to be one to use tact and common sense. I bet you anything her feelings show clearly on her face.
Becky: Which is really sad because it just makes you look like a tacky piece of uneducated trash that takes pictures at funerals.
Sarai: I really don’t think there’s much more to say about this self-proclaimed bitch. It pretty much speaks for itself, unfortunately. To parade how much of a bitch you really are, and then have the audacity to look down on other people when you yourself are a disrespectful dumbass? Spare me.
Have you read her tutorial on blogs? How can someone manage to misspell 80% of the words they type, especially since she has some ugh… what 50?
As for her making fun of people: no really. You’re sympathetic all the way girl. And we all wonder why the kids today have no respect… with mom’s like these…
Wow, you guys are some fucked up idiots!
Who the fuck takes their time writing a fucking whole page about someone they dont even like?
Get a life you fuck tards because you CLEARLY dont have one to be blabbing all this crap about somebody like her.
And maybe, you guys are blind, not that her site’s font is blurry. Cuz I can fucking see it damn clearly with no problem.
By the way, you guys are only giving her more hits. What has she ever done to you? Can you just not ignore her site, and pretend you never saw it? Oh wait. Maybe you guys are just jealous of her, so you draw all the attention to her to try and make her seem like a bad person. Honestly, her site is better than you’ll ever dream of making. So piss of you fuck tards and get a fucking life!
I really dont want to blab on about this because it’s not worth my time, but seems to me you guys have no clue how to run a proper site. BIP has everything a normal site has, and so technically you’re making fun of all sites that is similar to hers, and trust me there are MILLIONS of sites out there.
wait..why was my original comment deleted? and why does this vera person clearly shows us that she has no life?
oh..and how hyprocritical can you be vera? to say, the reason kids have no respect today bc of moms like me. when youre going to people’s site to talk shit about somebody you dont even know? think about it. youre 22, im sure itll click somewhere in that small, microscopic brain of yours.
Normal compared to all the sites you see today? Wow I cant believe thats ALL you have to say is one sentence when I wrote a fucking huge comment.
I dont see what the problem is about giving GreyMatter out. o.0 Like practically every site gives out Wak’s Q&A script.
@Jhaye: If you a 21 year old behave like that, how could we possibly expect kids (i.e. 10-12 year olds ) to behave better? And why exactly don’t I have a life? Because I DARE to disagree with you? And because I’m not a mother at 23? Excuse ME for deciding to finish university and get a well paying job before-hand.
Incidentally, regarding the comments it’s text pattern acting up. Sometimes it doesn’t show all…
@Becky: the same happens to me at your main site. It shows that you have 8 comments, but I can only see 2 or 3 (not always).
@Alice: I don’t suppose security breach means anything to you? Thought so. Come back when you’re a programmer/coder who’s developed scripts for others and then we’ll talk about this.
I consider Yahoo and Google normal. Now please explain to me how BI could possibly hope to compare to those?
If I may so so myself, this whole “review” site is pretty high school. It’s petty to think that people are still going through the motions of “I’m so jealous of this person, so I will talk about them”, or “If I try to make this person look bad it will make me look better.” Newsflash ladies, it doesn’t make you look any better. For that matter, it makes you look trashy and classless. And to think you have the audacity to say someone else has no class. You should be ashamed of yourselves for stooping to this level to make up for your self esteems; or lack thereof.
I mean really, how long did you spend “reviewing” her site? Two hours? You could have spent that time constructively by finding a new way to channel your self hate. Where exactly do you get off talking about someones kids? Thats way beyond classlessness. Thats just plain disgraceful. I’ll have to ask you and your scum of the earth friends not to procreate, lest your children be born unto trashy, classless mothers who will lead them through sad little lives. All of this because you all suffer from some sick, sad inferiority complex.
So do yourselves a favor, stop the internet bullying. It’s really making your insecurities show.
Aisha · Aug 22, 10:28 PM · · Permalink
Funny the shit showed up when I PRESSED submit. Anyways, three bitches that don’t know shit about me, finds me RANDOMLY, to talk shit is very classy. Okay. You new bitches is old news. These the type of hoes who need a computer to protect them from all the shit talking they do, bc as we all know they won’t bust a grape popping off at the mouth in somebody’s face.
And I don’t care if you do side with me Vera, hoe I don’t know you or care enough to know you to give a fuck about your opinions. It’s just sad to be a damn hypocrite. You don’t know shit about me or my life. Shit, you wanna be in college, do you, congratulations. I’m not gone stop your little hustle.
As far as my mothering skills, lol, I have no reason to get mad about a bitch who never saw me take care of mines a day in their life. I’m not Smiley, so I be damned if I have to argue with these silly rabbits that “I’m a damn good mother!!!”
And anybody else, who reads this who just happens to side w/ them or me, please stop linking me to this site. I gives two fuck about these hoes. I said what I had to say, the shit is done. Dead these silly hoes in ya mind. They’ll die soon enough, quit trying to bury them.
@Aisha: this is not a review. gasp You mean you didn’t realize that? It’s a joke, as admitted by becky and Sarai themselves on the post prior to this one.
And Mrs Jhaye is not important enough to be hated by us; laughed at sure, but hated: you flatter her way too much.
I’m envious of “ndesign studio” (google it if curious). Now go compare the two sites mkay?
@Jhaye: I don’t side with you. No I really don’t feel the need to do it. Also, I FINISHED college/university whatever you want to call it. And I wasn’t criticizing your skills as a mother. I was simply making a remark that if you who are 21 AND a mother behave the way you do, then one shouldn’t wonder that younger kids behave similarly.
Oh and for the record:
hoe = any of various implements for tilling, mixing, or raking; especially : an implement with a thin flat blade on a long handle used especially for cultivating, weeding, or loosening the earth around plants
(as explained by webster online)
Oh god. I’m not stupid, I know Wak’s Q&A is an insecure script, I can easily hack into it. But there’s nothing wrong with giving it out to other sites, it’s their decision to use the script or not. And plus, it’s not like you’re claiming it as your own or anything. The script is useful and helps a lot of people. Besides, even if somebody DOES hack into it, it’s not like your site is deleted, it’s not a big deal.
Vera: if you consider Yahoo and Google normal, what would you define this little site you have here? Hmm, it’s definately not NORMAL…
I never said my site was normal. However at least people can actually read what I/they write there, easily. Can’t say the same about yours (or BIP for that matter).
Also what’s wrong with distributing a heavily insecure script? The same that might be wrong with distributing a virus. Yeah, an antivirus might catch it and so no one will suffer, but that’s not 100% proof (of course, the risk with WAA is higher… but I digress).
god ur fucking lame people, do u not have any heart?
FUCK U AND THIS LAME SITE!
person · Aug 24, 05:13 AM · · Permalink
BIP needs to take care of her damn kids instead of “defending” herself online. People are going to type what they want to. Sign off for a while, get over it and grow some.
Yancey · Aug 24, 06:18 AM · · Permalink
“@vera:” There’s no need to retort back at what EVERY SINGLE person says. What are you? Sarai + Becky’s defendent? Stop trying to raise hell.
Jocelyn :) · Aug 24, 09:33 AM · · Permalink
Vera. I know you know what scripts are safe or insecure. So then if you see somebody distributing it, just dont use it! It doesnt fucking affect you!
And- Who says you cant read my site? Maybe you’re the one with the eye problems. I can read my site and BIP perfectly fine. I dont know why you’re even bringing this crap up. I mean if you cant read my site, dont bother! Nobody ever told you that you have to read everything thats on my site. It’s not like you really want to read what’s on my site anyway.
If your site isnt normal, hmm let’s see, what can we say about YOUR site? Plenty of shit, definately a lot more that what you can say about BIP. At least she can spell AUTHORITY correctly. AUTHORITY. Get it in your fucking head.
Are you two girls that unattractive that you must be online hidden from the world to cause havoc, actually more entertainment then anything else. Are you not accepted in ‘real life’? Does no one like you? You don’t have to answer that because more than likely you’ll lie.
You both are:
1. Not out doing the teenage/early 20’s things you should be doing, instead of hidden behind a screen making fun of people, oh yeah thats called bullying
2. Your parents must really ignore you or abuse you, if you resort to this type of bullying.
3. Your lives must be pretty boring, and have nothing better to do, and I don’t believe its because its summer because I’m sure you do this any time of the year.
4. You must have been or currently are being bullied.
From the looks of it, you girls are two sad in need of attention teens and if you are out of you teens thats even sadder. shakes my head I feel so bad for you too. I hope you find something fun to do, put some make up on, spritz some perfume on put a cute outfit go to the mall or the movies. Stop hiding behind the screen. Go out have fun with your lives, there is more to life than the internet, unless you are addicted and can’t get yourself to break away from the computer? Maybe huh? Then may i suggest you seek some kind of help. Have a great day!
Jewel · Aug 24, 11:38 AM · · Permalink
What I don’t understand is people putting their whole business in their blogs for the world to see (great example: Jenn.nu) and then getting mad when somebody calls something out. Please, if you don’t want folks all in your business then don’t freaking blog it.
Simple as that.
Yancey · Aug 24, 11:48 AM · · Permalink
@Jocelyn: I’m not defending Becky and Sarai, as a matter of fact I don’t agree with quite a bit that Becky does and she knows this. Why am I commenting? Until Becky and Sarai (who both love me enough to link me) decide my comments are unwelcome, i see no reason to stop.
@Alice: let’s run a poll OK? Everyone who can read your text COMFORTABLY (I can read it, but I have to murder my eyes in the process), in comparison to Yahoo articles (for example) raise their hands.
Well, Vera, nobody HAS to read the stuff I write. It’s there for people who wants to read it, and apparently, you dont. So dont bother “murdering your eyes in the process”. If people are so desperate to read the crap I write, they can enlarge their damn fonts.
Jewel, you’re talking shit about how we should be out and not arguing online – why dont you take a look at what YOU’RE doing? And infact, I do go out a lot. But even if it’s summer, doesnt mean we have to be out 24/7. I have never been bullied, actually, and my parents wouldnt ever harass me. Maybe it’s you with all the problems. Plus, who says we’re bullying each other? What’s wrong with a little online arguing, it’s not like you’ve never done it before. Btw, I’m thirteen. It’s not a healthy habit for me to be out all the time.
@Alice: The main reason I don’t even bother reading what you write is due to your font size. Maybe you DO have interesting content, but its presentation is not good, so you drive away a lot of potential visitors.
Also I think Jewel meant Becky and Sarai, not you.
“Becky: Mean as us? Hah! Oh look she doesn’t need a website to tell her what she’s worth, is it just me or does that not make sense?”
Becky, seems to me you dont know much about these types of websites, which is another reason why you shouldnt talk shit about BIP. It says she doesnt need a website to tell her what she’s worth because most blog sites say how much the owner is worth.
Kay well, Vera, I dont care that you dont want to read my stuff because of the font size. That’s not a problem for me, and I honestly dont really give a crap if other people decide not to read my blogs either. If they really wanted to read what I wrote, like I said, they can go enlarge their font size.
… and that Alice is your whole problem. You put your site online because you wanted other people to see it (if you didn’t care you wouldn’t have uploaded it). So it follows that you should do your best to make your site as easily accessible as possible. Normal font size is 11-12px/10pt/75%/0.8em (take your pick).
Also Becky and Sarai are sarcastic… of course she knows what the phrase means.
Doesnt sound too sarcastic. It sounded serious to me.
Vera, I’m very happy with the amount of hits I already get. I like who my returning visitors are, and those returning visitors dont seem to have a problem with reading my site. So, I really dont care if nobody besides my current visitors cant read the stuff I write.
Sure, normal font size is easy to read but I personally think small font writing looks better. That’s MY opinion, and it’s MY site. I put what I want on it and people who want to re-visit are free to do just that. If people dont want to visit again because of the font size, that’s their problem, not mine.
Seriously, this is getting nowhere. I think this site looks like a load of shit, and it hurts me to know that people think spelling authority “authoritah” is cool, so I’m not going to give you any more hits or my time.
@ Alice, no one was speaking to you, but if you want to categorize yourself with the other two lonely girls then go right ahead, you do that to yourself.
And who says that you need to be out 24/7 i never said that, i said get away from the computer long enough to find something else of interest, but the way you go on about yourself, i think everything you said is more than likely backwards. Mind your own! when i speak to you, you’ll know it and you won’t forget it, heck for that matter you won’t forget this. Everything stands the same, just a bunch of lonely more than likely abused kids, bullying other kids, because they are probably and more than higly being abused themselves. Get some serious help girls. This is not healthy. Enough said!
Jewel · Aug 24, 03:37 PM · · Permalink
Can we stop playing “Captain Save a BIP” now please? Geez Louise.
Yancey · Aug 24, 03:52 PM · · Permalink
Alice: if no one can read your website, delete it. Otherwise, what’s the fucking point? If you can’t make any reasonable or logical arguments, gtfo. You’re only making yourself look retarded.
Jewel: Please read the latest article. As for being unattractive and having no lives — are you being serious? Because lol @ those assumptions.
Sarai · Aug 24, 07:32 PM · · Permalink
Yes, your life is meaningful Alice. You get lots of hits.
Please go kill yourself.
Yancey · Aug 25, 02:38 PM · · Permalink
“Sarai: I really don’t think there’s much more to say about this self-proclaimed bitch. It pretty much speaks for itself, unfortunately. To parade how much of a bitch you really are, and then have the audacity to look down on other people when you yourself are a disrespectful dumbass? Spare me.”
Isn’t that a bit hypocritical?
Jaqueline · Aug 31, 09:10 PM · · Permalink
That jhaye person sure shows an inferiority complex. She also seems to lack any understanding. hmm
Lou · Sep 2, 03:30 PM · · Permalink
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wow. all i can say is wow. you guys are stupid.
?? · Aug 20, 09:43 AM · · Permalink