A Comment Moment With Becky & Sarai
Sarai: You ready for a comment moment with Sarai and Becky? I’m excited, actually.
Becky: Me too, we love nothing more than getting interesting, if not confusing, comments from our beloved visitors.
Sarai: Let’s take a little stroll in the past, shall we?
xenu: Granted her navigation is hard on the eyes but what the fuck are you two shitbrick yamps doing with your lives? this shit isn’t impressive at all and i’ve seen the other site her site shits all over both of these.
Becky: Ah that’s from the first entry we ever did, right? I wasn’t sure what a shitbrick yamp was, but thanks to Urban Dictionary I found out we were lazy, self-pitying young professional tramps.
Sarai: What gets me is: “what the fuck are you …doing with your lives?” Err… Same thing as you?
Becky: Well we do go a step further and read something that isn’t a crappy blog and scientology mumbo-jumbo. Score 1 for us.
Sarai: Oh look at this one:
grow up: you guys are soo pathetic.
I am soo hurt.
Becky: Me too, hurt that they couldn’t think of anything better to say.
Sarai: Tell me about it.
Anusha was a little more eloquent?
Anusha: That took me a while to read um.. but even though I agree with you guys about the brushes thing. I really think it is wrong to..criticize a person or a site.. her site is very popular.. and I really don’t see a point in writing bad stuff about it you know. I mean to me..it just sounds like you can’t handle that she’s so popular. If you hate her site so much.. just don’t go on it.. its that simple..I’m not trying to be mean just..stating the facts .
Becky: We shouldn’t criticize her because her site is popular?
Sarai: Yes, her site is very popular…
Becky: Where’s the logic in that?
Sarai: We can’t handle that she’s so popular?! I am insulted.
Becky: According to Alexa my reach on babblative.com is usually higher than Jessica’s and Kate’s!
Sarai: Sigh. If people only knew.
Monica: Wow…and how much time did you spend on this?
If your so damn “tired” of the e-community, why dont you go outside and get a little sunshine? Perhaps it’ll do you some good, give you a little oxygen to the brain, you know?
As far as I can see, your just a bunch of emo lards who need to get laid…and get a social for that fact and matter. Live a little wont you? :)
“and how much time did you spend on this?”
God I love it when they ask that.
Becky: Why I’ll have you know I am sitting next to a window, when the sun comes up I’m going to have plenty of sunshine!
Sarai: Just to clear things up here? An IM conversation doesn’t take half a day. It doesn’t even take an hour. I go to school full time and I have a part time job… so, I do get out since I sort of need to.
Becky: We finish the actual IM conversation pretty quickly, it usually doesn’t even talk a half an hour.
Sarai: We’re quick-thinkers, you and me.
Becky: We’re also fast typers, we use all five fingers and both of our hands!
Sarai: Alice likes to visit this website. I love her:
Alice: Yet, more and more pages about people you secretly admire. I feel bad for you guys, having so much time on your hands to type this shit. Honestly, have you even thought about how much effort goes in to graphic designing? Jessica [swimchick] and Kate [outspoken] are very talented people and unless you having realised they will always be better than you guys.
Sarai: “Secretly admire”
I believe I just snorted. And again with the time! Maybe we should put it up at the top welcome message?
Becky: Jessica and Kate are graphic designers? When did this happen?
Sarai: Oh I don’t know. And they’ll always be better than us. Whatever will we do with our lives now?
Becky: What I love, love, love is that most of what we do is half-assed. It really is!
Sarai: My greatest ambition was to be juuuust like Jessica and Kate. Guess that dream’s out the window now, eh?
Becky: We don’t spend a lot of time on it, we don’t sit here agonizing over every word and we don’t have to put a lot of effort into it because stupidity speaks for itself.
Sarai: Basically.
Becky: Unfortunately yes Sarai, yes it is. I wanted to be a graphic designer like Jessica and have someone stalk me (that would be me stalking Jessica), but I guess they rained on my parade?
Sarai: I hate it when they do that.
Becky: Whatever, as long as I can continue being a shitbrick yamp I don’t care.
Sarai: That’s the spirit!
Rose: I am secretly (or not so secretly) of the belief that people with such dramatically bad ass personalities on the net are not really much like that in real life. It’s all a persona!
Plus, when I like naughty things, that’s cool and all, but it’s not like it’s the focus of my site. People who focus on that kind of stuff on their profile probably aren’t nearly as smutty as they like to claim.
Dang.
(oh, and also, ash is often white, so your guys’s critique was a bit misinformed sounding.)
At least she can spell.
Becky: At least.
Sarai: I love when people say, “You wouldn’t say that offline!” I’ve been on stickam before (a site where you go live on webcam with sound for all to see) and I can tell you: I have no problems being honest. Brutally, so, if the situation calls for it.
Becky: I’m a firm believer that if your attitude in a place with no rules is a piece of shit, you’re probably a piece of shit deep down inside.
You just like to present a different smell to people IRL and that’s just sad.
Sarai: Of course “naughty” reviews are the focus of this site. This is the Internet Police, after all.
Becky: Not XXX naughty though, we make you pay for stuff like that.
Sarai: You do, I just have no shame.
wow. all i can say is wow. you guys are stupid.
Becky: O rly?
Sarai: Wow. Really? That’s all you can say? Next.
Becky: I don’t think we even need to address this comment.
Sarai: Alice: makes yet another appearance: (Did I mention I love her?)
Wow, you guys are some fucked up idiots! Who the fuck takes their time writing a fucking whole page about someone they dont even like? Get a life you fuck tards because you CLEARLY dont have one to be blabbing all this crap about somebody like her. And maybe, you guys are blind, not that her site’s font is blurry. Cuz I can fucking see it damn clearly with no problem. By the way, you guys are only giving her more hits. What has she ever done to you? Can you just not ignore her site, and pretend you never saw it? Oh wait. Maybe you guys are just jealous of her, so you draw all the attention to her to try and make her seem like a bad person. Honestly, her site is better than you’ll ever dream of making. So piss of you fuck tards and get a fucking life! I really dont want to blab on about this because it’s not worth my time, but seems to me you guys have no clue how to run a proper site. BIP has everything a normal site has, and so technically you’re making fun of all sites that is similar to hers, and trust me there are MILLIONS of sites out there.
We need lives, Becky! … Yet again.
Becky: We do!? I wasn’t aware of that. We’re also jealous of that bitchy in pink broad?
Sarai: “Can you just not ignore her site, and pretend you never saw it?”
It’s a lost easier said than done, Alice, m’dear.
Becky: Can you ignore that big pile of crap you just stepped in and pretend you never stepped in it?
Sarai: It’s not worth her time, yet this is her second comment. And again with the jealousy. I’m starting to twitch.
Becky: If we’re so unimportant to these people then why the comments? Why the threads? Why the emails and the blogs? Why are we being treated like we’re important and that we’re something to be feared if we aren’t? Methinks these people know we’re right and are just trying to scramble for excuses so they don’t look as retarded as they are (but that usually just fails miserably).
Sarai: Maybe we should highlight a few keypoints that we learned from this comment moment?
Becky: Why not? I learned that we have no lives, we are jealous of swimshit and her bestest bud Kate. That we’re not running our site properly and that most likely we’re going to go to hell where we’ll face the wrath of xenu. What’d you learn Sarai?
Sarai: I learned what a shitbrick yamp was. But most importantly, I’d just like to summarize a bit:
1.) We are not jealous. Please, enough with the insults. If we were indeed as jealous as you claim, we would have websites EXACTLY like those we comment on. We would aim to be JUST LIKE those webmasters. But obviously, we don’t. We run in the opposite direction, actually. Why try to be something we dislike so much?
2.) A conversation does not take all day. Honest. Maybe half an hour, to forty-five minutes the most. However, I won’t discourage you from bringing it up because I find it lulzy.
3.) INTERNET POLICE IS NOT A REVIEW SITE. OR AN UNREQUESTED REVIEW SITE. Please refer to this article for more information.
That is all. Oh, and when you comment, don’t be afraid to put your real URLs. We’re not going to chase after you. Promise.
Becky: Cross our hearts and hope to die * cross fingers *
Sarai: That pretty much covers it. This was fun. I love e-mails and comments. Keep them coming guys, haters and lovahs alike.
Becky: We love you all.
We love Rose :)
Sarai · Aug 24, 10:15 AM · · Permalink
what i really don’t get about this site, is why you take the time to criticize other people’s sites. if you think they’re so shit, then why would you even waste the time talking about them? most of these sites are better than you’ll ever be. and you don’t get near jessica or kate’s hits. and if you do, they’re all hataz ;)
Becky gets more hits than they do, uh, “[]”. That’s not the point in any case. Just because a website gets tons of hits doesn’t mean it’s not shit. :)
We talk about them because we like webdesign. We appreciate standards, quality over quantity, design, etc. It’s our hobby, so we talk about it. Add in our “personalities” and you have a conversation! These aren’t reviews – they’re conversations Becky and I have that we decide to publish here. We’re not holding a gun to your head – feel free to fuck off if you please. :)
Sarai · Aug 24, 07:27 PM · · Permalink
LOL Anna.
I don’t think there are a lot of efforts that go into web designing. If there were, we won’t have these bizallion brats running around claiming to know “graphic design”.
This is graphic design
1) http://okaydave.com/
2) http://www.shanemielke.com/
3) http://www.emotionslive.co.uk/portfolio.asp?p=1#
It’ll be a cold day in hell when universities decide to offer courses teaching you how to make the ever-so-popular Ashley Tisdale blends.
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A note: Rose’s comment was referring to whoever ran the site, not you guys. Maybe you knew that already and I was just misinterpreting what you said, but I thought I’d point it out ^^
Sumaiya · Aug 24, 09:50 AM · · Permalink